my teacher just smacked me in the head and hit it again three other times with a thickass binder. all because i was being a smartass. i believe this has been the most liberating thing he has ever felt.
a man with tattoo sleeves who looks like he owns a gym just freely walked into the women’s washroom today at the mall LOLOL funniest thing that’s happened so far this year! then this lady who walks in behind him eyed me strangely like wtf and i didnt get her for a moment cos I FORGOT THAT I WAS IN THE WOMEN’S WASHROOM AND SO DID HE OMG it took me a second to understand her when the man came out ten seconds later, extremely embarrassed, laughing it out, apologizing and he explained, “I WAS JUST IN THE ZONEEEEE! I’M SO SORRY. THE ZONE, MAN.”