my friend’s boyfriend just took a selfie with nick jonas in a fancy restaurant’s washroom the other day omg i cant
my teacher just smacked me in the head and hit it again three other times with a thickass binder. all because i was being a smartass. i believe this has been the most liberating thing he has ever felt.
a man with tattoo sleeves who looks like he owns a gym just freely walked into the women’s washroom today at the mall LOLOL funniest thing that’s happened so far this year! then this lady who walks in behind him eyed me strangely like wtf and i didnt get her for a moment cos I FORGOT THAT I WAS IN THE WOMEN’S WASHROOM AND SO DID HE OMG it took me a second to understand her when the man came out ten seconds later, extremely embarrassed, laughing it out, apologizing and he explained, “I WAS JUST IN THE ZONEEEEE! I’M SO SORRY. THE ZONE, MAN.”
once upon a time
in an enchanted episode
too many feels i die
happily ever after
oh shit mcdonalds put me up front. how do u expect me to keep up with people’s orders when i cant even order for myself as a customer. i think they misread “socially awkward” in my resume to “socially awesome”
can like channel4 get sued because they’ve basically used 1d’s fame to get ratings and all that publicity crap. i mean copyright. and made us fans look and feel like shit for the same reasons. that documentary also gives a very bad rep to the boys. idk just sayin.
guys wats up with the #RIPLarryShippers trend on twitter? does it have something to do with that bullshit documentary?
have you guys ever had a diary when you were like ten and centuries later, you just happen to stumble upon it and started rereading it without not cringing? because that just happened to me and i’m at this part where i used to have a crush on this boy, not anymore i promise he’s not my type for mature old me, and i just can’t stop shipping mini me with my childhood crush like we actually had cute moments and ugh i’m so annoyed with mini me for not making a move after childhood crush admittedly said he loved me and at some parts i’m like cheering for mini me . i feel like this is could be a tv drama and my emotions are being constantly being played with. currently in the present, i am now at war with myself, mature me and mini me. this must be normal. i’m crying. i can’t wait to read what happens next omg.